Ah, I just got a funny image in my head after reading this story, which originally appeared in the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel.
The inclusion of bowling in the 2016 Olympics could actually happen, according to the story. Thing is, the World Tenpin Bowling Association has an amateurs-only rule for bowling on the international stage, unlike, say, basketball.
This is Chicago 2016. This is the true spirit of the Olympics, not that dainty pairs figure skating stuff.